It will come of not surprise to you that I am writing this at 01:36 on a Sunday night/Monday morning.
I’ve technically been trying to get to sleep for about an hour and a half now. Nothing seems to be happening and I’m just getting stressed. Great times.
So, in the spirit of sharing, here are 30 things you definitely think about before bed.
- Errrmaggurrrd it’s already midnight why has this happened AGAIN?
- Tomorrow night I’m getting an early night, I swear
- Why is my pillow so comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time
- Ooooo what shall I have for breakfast in the morning?
- I think I fancy [x] but do I actually? He definitely likes me. I think. Do I even actually like him though? Maybe I just like him cause he likes me? Is that a thing? That’s definitely a thing.
- Omg remember that time I did that really embarrassing thing and RIP me
- I’m such an embarrassment why am I even here right now what is life
- Omg I could have pancakes yolo
- How many sleeps is it ’til Christmas/my birthday/a cool thing that’s happening?
- *Insert all the bad things I’ve ever done in my life here*
- Why am I not in prison?
- I should re-watch OITNB – I mean, it’s not like I’m sleeping. I could just start now…
- NO. I have to wake up at a reasonable time tomorrow so I am going to sleep goddamit.
- I miss the pet I had from like 15 years ago. Hug me plz.
- Am I hungry? Thirsty?
- Nope, need the loo. Uggghhhh, fine.
- Definitely going to do some exercise tomorrow…
- Why do I hate my blog so much ughhh but also I love it ughhhh
- I think I need a new [x] *opens up amazon app*
- Might as well recheck instagram/twitter/facebook/pinterest/yikyak/everything else
- Why has it only been 3 minutes since I last checked the time what is life
- Maybe if I try some of those breathing exercises all those pinterest posts say I should do?
- Nah m8 doesn’t work
- I could just pull an all nighter. I mean, it’ll make me more tired tomorrow night so then I’ll technically reset my body clock, right?
- But also [x] definitely does fancy me. Maybe I should text… no. stop. go to sleep now.
- What if the house caught fire like right now? What would I do? *Plans entire escape route out of window, including commando roll on grass*
- And another thing, girl I had a fight with three years ago, ….. Yeah! How do you like that!?
- Why do people always go all crazy for the ‘cold side of the pillow‘ like what even is that? oh my gosh yassss this is the best why do I not do this every night
- Whyyyyyy am I still awake what is even happening to me right now?
- What even is this unicorn phase everyone’s going through at the moment though? Seriously, am I missing something? (Seriously, am I?)
I could probably go on and on with this post. On and on and on. Sleeping can’t really be classed as one of my talents but hey, ho. That’s life, I guess!
Do you have anything to add to this list?
Should you be in prison?